As Guns N’ Roses’ Axl Rose Said, All You Need Is Just A Little Paaatience

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I like to consider myself a mother with a substantial amount of patience for my children. I would even toast myself to say above average. Forget the baby – I don’t need patience for him. He’s easy, he just requires my constant attention and all the nourishment my body can produce.

You know, small stuff.

I’m talking about my daughter. My wonderful, smart, funny, stubborn little girl with a strong personality (which, of course, she did not get from me…).

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Love And Patience For My Children Are Two Different Things

I love this child beyond imagination, stare at her when she sleeps and watch her watch TV. But let’s be honest here. She’s four. That means many things. One of which is acting crazy every so often. Let’s just say when that happens my deep, vast, crater filled lake of patience for my children evaporates VERY FAST.  And sometimes I yell.

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Kids Like To Test Limits Testing MY Patience For My Children

I hate that I yell, I absolutely hate it. It is unacceptable and in fact, worse than how my daughter is behaving at the moment because I am an adult. But it is hard in that moment to remember that I – unlike her – know better.

This topic is in my thoughts a lot and I read about it constantly. I try to learn ways to calm myself down, to increase my patience for my children. Closing my eyes, counting to ten, walking out of the room. All the stuff the experts suggest.

Know what? Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

She is testing my limits. I know this.

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Expert Advice

Donna Ellenbogen is a friend and the founder of Family Wellness Solutions, which specializes in addressing the challenges faced by parents and expectant parents. She once shared a phrase that stuck with me. This slightly revised version has become my parenting mantra: “age appropriate yet annoying behavior.”

These five words not only talk me off ledges, but remind me that my four year old is right on target. It is ME who needs to change my behavior and – as Frozen‘s Elsa says – “Let it Go”. I need to figure out how to have patience for my children.

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The Orange Rhino Book

Since I am constantly thinking about this topic, I was excited to meet Sheila McCraith and talk to her about her new book “Yell Less, Love More: How the Orange Rhino Mom Stopped Yelling at Her Kids – and How You Can Too”.  I also love her Twitter campaign asking people to use #YellLessLoveMore and post how they help keep it together.

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Without fully spoiling her book – which I recommend – she brings up a few points that really resonated with me. This includes the idea of literally tracking your yelling triggers so you can hedge your repeat explosions at the gate (page 43).

The Orange Rhino’s Top Five Ways To Control Yelling

  1. You try and keep your act together in public so you don’t look like a screaming lunatic. Don’t your children deserve that same decorum at home considering they are really the audience who you care about judging you? (Page 17)
  2. It is your children’s job to push you. They are correctly pushing your limits. It is your job to keep your act together. You can only blame yourself for losing it. You can only control yourself and your own behavior. All that right there – it is exhausting. (Page 51)
  3. You feel like crap after yelling at your kids. A feeling that lingers well past their bedtime. Sometimes you yell because you had a bad day having nothing to do with them, resulting in your bad mood taking their joy and smiles away. (Page 77)
  4. It is your job to ask your kid why they are crying or behaving in a way that is driving you nuts. Maybe something is going on. Stop being angry at their behavior and find out why they are exhibiting the behavior. (Page 101)
  5. Think about your yelling like this – when someone yells at you, do you want to do what they are asking? Nope! So why would your kids want to listen to you if you are screaming at them?

What Is An Orange Rhino Mom? Does It With Patience For My Children?

My favorite quote from the book is: “Being an Orange Rhino isn’t about perfection; it’s about yelling less and loving more, one moment at a time, so that there are more loving moments in a child’s life than angry moments, so that the scale is tipped heavily toward love.” (Page 183)

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Since writing the first part of this post I have adapted some new techniques in my own behavior, inspired by Sheila’s book with the hopes of increasing my patience with my children.

My Four Point System Of Stopping Bad Behavior

My daughter and I now have a four point system of how I tell her to stop a bad behavior. Four because she’s four (as she would say).

Here it is:

  1. First I ask calmly
  2. Then a little less calm
  3. Then stern with a warning that the next time I will yell
  4. Then I yell (if necessary)

I am OK with this yelling because I give her fair warning to change her behavior. I also think it is OK to occasionally yell or get upset with your children – after giving them warnings and making it very clear why you are upset – because you need to teach them they can’t do exactly what they want all the time.

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Four Year Old Kids Can’t Control Themselves

The other thing I found that helps – in the case of a full blown tantrum – is the knowledge that she genuinely can’t control herself and feels scared and out of control while it is happening. Meaning: once the crazy comes out it is hard for her to reel it back.

Knowing and accepting this concept has helped me tremendously. It has enabled me to help her through outburst calmly (ME calmly) until it passes and we can move on. It also cuts the tantrum time immensely. She and I developed this technique together post-tantrum when I was trying to understand what was going on in her head.

The Wallenstein Technique (Patent-Pending)

  1. Tantrum comes.
  2. I let her revel in it for a minute and get it out.
  3. I ask if she is out of control. 99.9% of the time she has said “yes”.
  4. I sit on the floor, put her in my lap, hold her tight, and tell her I love her over and over while petting her head until she calms down – usually in less than a minute.

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As I say to her, even when she’s 73, she’ll always be my baby.

Know what? It’s worked every time.

Know what else? I am her Mommy and my job is to get her through scary situations that she can’t control. When she told me a tantrum was scary and it was scary that she couldn’t control herself – it stopped me in my tracks and made me realize she needed my help, not my impatience or loud voice.

Know what else? If her answer is “no”, I have a big bottle of vodka in my cabinet….

Published by Stacey Wallenstein

Stacey Gish Wallenstein created The Mint Chip Mama blog in 2013 to share her love and passion for giving children meaningful life experiences and helping moms like her navigate the challenges and benefits of raising children in the New York metropolitan area. Before becoming a full-time mom in 2010, Stacey spent the better part of the preceding decade as a high-end customer relationship management (CRM) professional for some of the most well-known brands in the hotel, luxury, fashion, and beauty industries, such as Harrah’s Entertainment, Chanel and Christian Dior, Inc. She managed customer loyalty programs for thousands of clients around the country and created social media strategies for a span of industries including healthcare services, restaurants, consumer packaged goods, specialty foods, local attractions and retail locations. After 13 wonderful years in Manhattan (the last three of which spent as a city mom), Stacey and her husband moved to Long Island in 2014, where they now reside with their three children (13, 10, and 7). There, she is a founding member of her local Parenting Center, which provides classes and coordinates events designed to educate and inform parents while fostering an environment of support and friendship within the community. A graduate of the University of Michigan, Stacey has been active in the New York area alumni organization for nearly twenty years, serving as a board member on the school’s University of Michigan Alumni Club of New York City. She also holds a Masters in Psychology from The New School in New York City. Please check out The Mint Chip Mama in the Press: The New York Post, Psychology Today, NY Metro Parents, New York Family, Parents Magazine, Newsday, News 12, NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt: Kids, NerdWallet, Big Apple Kids Guide, and more! The Mint Chip Mama was also nominated as "The Best Blog On Long Island" for 2022, 2023, 2024, one of the Top 20 New York Mom Blogs & Websites, and one of the Top 100 Mom Lifestyle Blogs on the web! For more updates, follow her on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Pinterest.

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